There have been so many reports of screen problems that Apple is going back to the drawing board and redesigning the hinge. The newer version of this will be called... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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World Opera Day! 18 jokes wait for until the fat lady sings! 25 October 2026
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Despite common beliefs, Pontius Pilate didn’t invent Pilates… (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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SpaceX has decided what to name their first colony on Mars. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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Global Champagne Day! 14 jokes to raise a toast to! 23 October 2026
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What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack o Lantern by its diameter? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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National Nut Day! 23 jokes that are absolutely nuts! 22 October 2026
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I hear Walter Cronkite was buried at sea. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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Light Bulb Day! 21 jokes to light up a room! 21 October 2026
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There was a break-in at the local Apple Store... (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
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International Chef's Day! 28 jokes to feed your appetite! 20 October 2026
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What do you call a Sith Lord that’s from the South? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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My girlfriend and I met as chorus members in a local production of West Side Story. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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I love the Lion King movie, but. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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National Pasta Day! 36 jokes worth every penne! 17 October 2026
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Canadian Joni Mitchell became a US citizen. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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Why did Indiana Jones never meet his favourite band? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
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World Food Day! 22 Food, Glorious Food jokes! 15 October 2026
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I just read about the massive Temu Warehouse fire... (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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National Boss' Day! 21 jokes to share with your boss (or not!) 14 October 2026
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The contractor can’t guarantee he’ll remove all of the toxic chemicals from your house… (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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Did you hear the Kardashian show added AI to their new episode? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
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National Farmers' Day! 55 full grown dad jokes! 12 October 2026
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Clark Kent and a cannibal walk into a restaurant. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
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My friend tattooed his favourite Star Wars character on his cheek. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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National Bookshop Day! Jokes to thumb through! 10 October 2026
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Sauron prefers sedans over coupes. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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Why isn’t Jonathan Ross very good at Star Wars impressions? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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World Chess Day! 29 jokes that will check mate you! 08 October 2026
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Einstein came up with a theory about space. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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[No Laughter Version] National Bathtub Day! 33 jokes to relax in! 07 October 2026
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Most active famous athletes fly first class. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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My kid said, “Dad, I think I want to be a translator.” (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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James Bond Day! Jokes. Dad Jokes. 26 of them. 05 October 2026
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Don’t know if this is a scam but I just received a text saying I’d won 250 dollars cash or two tickets to an Elvis tribute night. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
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National Gold Lovers' Day! 8 jokes that make you go Au! 04 October 2026
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Johann Sebastian Bach had 20 children. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
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World Architecture Day! 49 jokes worth breaking soil for! 03 October 2026
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Why did Betty and Veronica fly to Mexico for a concert? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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I'd make a joke about Trump's promised $5000 tariff check. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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International Music Day! 34 jokes to groove to! 01 October 2026
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I don't like computer science jokes. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
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Henry Winkler has launched the Happy Days Crypto Currency. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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National Coffee Day! 23 caffeinated jokes! 29 September 2026
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The people in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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Confucius Day! 28 September 2026
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The Coyote once tried to catch the Roadrunner by booby-trapping one of the keys on a piano with an explosive. Which key was it? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
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What does an Italian terminator say? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
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A cute blonde and Frankenstein's monster were hitting if off at a bar. She asked him, Where ya' from, Big Boy? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
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National Cooking Day! 31 jokes served up just for you25 September 2026
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I told Ivan Drago that Rocky Balboa uses hair coloring... (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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